Don't Cry Over Split Milk it Could Have Been Gin

$8.95

Bring a laugh to someone’s day with this cheeky card featuring the playful message, “Don’t cry over spilt milk, it could have been gin.” With a whimsical illustration of a relaxed scene complete with spilled milk, a curious cat, and a martini glass, it’s perfect for someone with a great sense of humour.  

Blank inside for your personalised message, it comes with a bold purple envelope, making it a fun and memorable choice for any occasion that calls for a smile and a little sass.  

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Papernest, an Aussie card company, is all about spreading the love. In just a few years, they've gone from hand-crafted beginnings to a thriving homegrown success. You can now find their cards in chic florists, cosy neighbourhood newsagents, and swanky gift shops run by absolute legends. It all started with a heartfelt mission: creating cards to raise funds for the 2011 Brisbane Floods Appeal. No grand business plan, just a simple desire to make a difference—and the rest is history!

  • Hand illustrated by Constanza Goeppinger
  • Includes plantable seed paper confetti
  • Novelty Fortune
  • Printed on PEFC-Certified paper
  • 140mm x140mm when folded
  • Bespoke Colorplan Envelope
  • Made with Heart & Hand in Australia

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